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Halo 2... The True Game of Nerds - Wednesday, February 25, 2009 4:18 AM You know... I'm seriously getting sick of Halo, or rather that everyone keeps bitching about how pro they are, how they can tharsh each other, and how they can use a sniper rifle, and how the pro hax with battle rifle. Lemme tell you something: IT'S LAME! To talk about Halo, because Halo is an easy game to master, to get used to, and to get pro in. You may be pro, but the average skill is EXACTLY yours. Anyway, I got an experimental subject to prove that a person who claims that he is pro, is NOT pro. I got Ze Nuo (he's a chubby boy who looks like the fatter one of DH's bros) to come to Nigel's house for a history project. And after we were done with the project, we played Halo, and then we knew, we knew from the moment he kept hogging turrets, rocket launchers and the energy sword, that it was pure nubness... Nigel was just sitting there ROFLing, while I was there pwning him with a battle rifle. And to all the nerds out in ACS(not you ah, Branboobs), if you can beat me, I'll jump off the effing building, dude(or geek, for the matter)! And here's an audio of the time I challenged Qi Yuan to a Warcraft match: 'Oei... You say I noob at Warcraft right? Then I fight you one on one lah! You small little fart!!' -Keeve ' Please lah, hor, at least find a better way to chicken out right. Who the heck plays campaign?!!!! It's just pure noob. When you play RTS, you go online and own and get owned by others, to test your skill! And just for the record, I beat the The Battle of Mount Hyjal before the Scourge even got to Thrall's base. *Gasp* and the ting that pisses me off the most is that Alistair said he can beat me in Halo. I mean, does he look like the Halo type??? Join me, fellow cool people, and make the nerds and geeks out there understand that they should be banned from Halo, that they should not fantasize about being the spartan or even a marine! I've played millions of other FPS games as good or better than Halo-I know that Halo worshippers may feel sad by my statement. I understand, I was one too- and none of them involved pros standing still while firing a medium range weapon, and I know you do that, Alis! >:DDDDDDDDDD Well, that's all for today. For all those people who I may have accidentally offended, please don't spam the Cbox, ty. - Saturday, February 21, 2009 7:20 AM    I met Shan's mom... - 6:40 AM Today, after awards day, me and some other NH people went out for an outing, Bradley organise one lah. We went to eat at Swensens and then we went for a movie. Sadly for me, BDQD( Qi Dong), cause it would have been a bit more fun with him there. But than again, I'm kind of pissed at you, dude. I've been snappy on the phone lately, you know WHY??? Because you owe me $ for winnig the bet! I can easily post your secret on my blog. But I respect your privacy, like a lot of people in NH did, I believe(thx guys, even if you don't know wat I'm toking), so I am returning the favour. Me and Nigel just want what we won, that's it. Just give it to us and we'll forget all abt this. Anyway, we went for a movie later, and it was just draggy, man. It was Valkyrie, and it was a Tom Cruise film. His acting was good, and some parts were quite cool as well, but it all bored down to being draggy :(( Then we went to have dinner, only me, Branboob and Bradzido and ZL at macs. Then on my way home, guess who called me? Well, I forgot that shan told me not to pick up a call from her phone, so I just did and then it turned out to be her mom. She then conveniently interrogated me for like, 15 minutes. Apparently, you and Davis saboed me and then said I was the one who introed u two. I recall it as *sms: There's a guy in ur class called Davis? Wats he lyk?* *i said: blah...blah...HE'S NOT UR TYPE. Please lah, dun do this to me. I dun mean to get you two all fired up, but damn, I need to blame this on somebody. I won't go into anything further than this abt shan and davis, as a special request from him. RS: My Topic - Saturday, February 14, 2009 7:20 PM How's it going, people? What have you chosen for your RS topic? For those back in Nan Hua, RS is sort of like IRS. I'm in a group with Qi Dong and hopefully Nigel will consider joining two groups, cos he's already in one group le. They may not seem like the coolest people to grp with, but I believe that it will work out. Anyways, we are doing a project on the psychology of animals/ a hamster, cos we're using hamsters (is that how you spell it? My phone's T9 doesn't know it). Basically, we just let it run through a few mazes and see how it reacts to different stuffs. There's a lot more info, but I want to keep it a surprise till projects day. And I just found out that I have to post some videos or crap to have a proper blog, so look at the sides! I also saw a comment on the popularity contest, and it was damn funny, or just plain gay, it was by duel3, I think. That's Benny, right? Sick People Like Me.. - Friday, February 13, 2009 7:22 PM I found out that this class has an extremely low tolerance for sick people. It's so sad lor. Now I can never relive the days of joking abt Bing Jun's sneezes, farts, or his butt. My question is, exactly WHAT do you guys have against sick people. I mean, we can be perfectly normal sometimes, and our sick jokes and fat jokes can be quite funny, you have to admit. And if you think what you've heard so far is bad, then you are seriously mistaken. Have you heard Qi Dong's sick jokes before. And have you heard Chung Liang's sick jokes before? He will completely own you people >:(((!!! Now here's a remedy for the not-so-sick. Me, Nigel and Qi Dong are going to come and enlighten you 'gentlemen' on how society would like its youth these days. You guessed it: SICK. We are going to change this class' environment in to true 6j/k made one. By the way, how come no one vote for Wei Zhi in the popularity contest? He's quite cool what, with the big hair and all. The Informal Way - 7:05 PM Hi, guys. The thing thats been on my mind these few days is wat type of typing format I shud use. This way? Or the other? I'm gg to be setting up a poll for u to decide. Meanwhile, I'll just type using informal(if that's wat u call it.) If I type nub language, Gaboob, pls forgive me. Anyway, I think Qi Dong has been kind of angry at the last post, the one abt his thing? Yeah, so I'm sorry, dude. I'll take it off when I feel like it. And the other day Qi Dong was complaining abt how I everytime also insult Nigel and him/ his that one. But I made my point clear that I was insulting Nigel just for fun and not that I mean it, even tho it may be quite insensitive. But my comments towards Qi Dong are purely out of amazement, nothing. I guess won't have to elaborate on it. Secondly, the thing that I srsly need to shout out to you is that: I GOT INTO TABLE-TENNIS! WOOT! ROFL! Cos on Wednesday, I went over to practice and told them I wanted to appeal. Then since the coach said I got in the last time, he told one of the seniors to transfer me. So I had to go all the way to the head of CCA, who is Mr Tok, and then camped outside the office waiting for him to confirm the transfer, and then listen to him tell me that I was taking a big risk and stuff, and finally I was told that I got in! YAY! ...Oh, and I read the Ms Soh comment on my last post. I'm really scared right now. She may drag me out there and kIll me :(((. Hope luck is with me on this one. A Break from Blogging (hope you understand) - Sunday, February 8, 2009 5:44 AM As there are lots of tests coming up, I'm going to take a break from blogging. I thank the 13( unlucky number leh! ().()) people who have been reading my blog. This break is only temporary, so don't cry now. Anyway, I'll try to make this last post before the break interesting and long. Firstly, I visited Shanisse's blog just recently and saw many of my old friends there. It got me thinking about the old days, how I always used to pull down other boy's pants and getting my catching tadpoles in the school pond. I miss those days. And I miss Bing Jun so much that I named somebody in the class after him. Just in case you don't know who Shannise is, she is a girl from my old school who is presently in NY. And for those who heard some gay stuff, or lies, she is NOT my gf! And right now, it seems to me that everyone is hating Nigel. I actually have the reason why. Last year, I defamed Bing Jun from a normal boy to a being of complete disregard. Nigel evidently tried to do the same for Bingmann, but on the way, he made a few errors, so now most everyone, including the teachers, think he's an act cute buay. In my opinion, I think he's okay leh. The only acb is sitting right in front, and always wearing a jacket which makes the Hwa Chong uniform pocket buttons protrude like nipples, rofl. Nigel, I warn you, that you don't have the experience of such pro defamation skills such as mine. I had to practice for three years in order to have my results today. Along the way I have been like you, making the Alistair the Nerd and the nerd gang to hate me a bit. But look where they are now, in ACS rotting like dogs. Fatmatt, you better not get on the bad side of me... or you know what's going to happen >:). How many of you have heard the Kao Bei rap? You know the vulgar one? That one, yeah. I've been trying to make a clean version of it, as well as alter the lyrics to offend people, hehehe. I am like, half way through the song, but I'll only be posting the full version next week, after the break. It's kind of lame. The Kao Bei rap is cool because of the fact that it is vulgar. That's what makes it funny, I guess. Anyway, I hope you'll enjoy my version of it. A few of you guys may have heard me exclaiming about how big Qi Dong's that one is. Okay, I am sorry that I being so lame, but, damn it's real distracting. Not because I'm gay, but it sticks out like a sore thumb :(. I think its not that big, just always spiking up all the time! Sorry, Qi Dong, I promise that I won't be angry if you spam "Keeve's dick is big" on your blog or something. It's just something that I had to get out of my mind. One last thing. I know I was kind of being lame on last thursday's chinese CA discussion. I was just really desperate for ACE points. I just got a bit drama... Well, that just about sums up my feeling for the week. Hope to see an equal number of readers next week. BYE! P.S I'm working on the C-box and the blogskin. I promise it will be up soon. The Fat Jokes - Tuesday, February 3, 2009 1:45 AM Most of you were in the music room when I told Philmann that he was so fat, blah blah... And most of you laughed, so I'm going to make up some more fat jokes. That one that I said to Philmann was from 98.7fm, the radio station. The one I insulted Philmann with before music class, the one Wei Zhi heard, that one I made up myself. Since you all haven't heard it yet, I say it somewhere in the near future. Get ready to ROFL :). |